I sometimes wish England could boast some more impressive flora and fauna. Instead of our native foxes, who are often very dignified but very scraggy can we not make a swap deal with the Phillipines?

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Come on, it could be like football stickers. Our fox for your tarsier monkey? Obviously it would go to a good home right in the sticker album (or captivity pen) of the British landcape. Imagine encountering this little critter on a nice brisk wildlife walk.

Clearly we don’t have the ecosystem for such a cutsey little creature to survive but just this once can’t we just accept the horrendous facts of global warming and hope that our climate comes in line with that of the tropics? If we imagine just for a second what other wonderful creatures we could provide a home for:

Doesn’t this guy remind you slightly of a certain British PM currently in power?