- “I don’t think our football team has a realistic chance of winning the world cup….”
- “I’d quite like our government to join the Euro…”
- “I think the Duke of Edinburgh is an excellent human being….”
- “Tim Henman has won Wimbledon…”
- “The Daily Mail was very insightful today….”
- “The French are an excellent race of people….”
- “I don’t think there are enough speed camera’s on our roads….”
- “I would like it to rain a little bit more…”
- “I think Tony Blair did the right thing….”
- “Hello there neighbour, how are you?…”
- “Eastenders was so realistic tonight….”
- “The Queen’s dead….”
- “Spandau Ballet were an important band…”
- “Simon Cowell has done so much for the music industry….”
- “Put Danny Baker back on TV…”
- “Jade Goody is really intelligent….”
- “That Anthony Cotton show is the best thing on TV…”
- “I think we should release Ian Huntley…”
- “Maybe we should ditch the Union Jack and take up the Stars and Stripes…”
- “Yuri Geller can really bend spoons….”
- “Anne Widdecombe really is quite attractive…”
- “Hugh Grant is such a versatile actor…”
- “Our TV license is great value for money….”
- “Council Tax is so cheap these days….”
- “We have enough national holidays….”